St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Single on Valentine’s Day, but you still have the urge to party? What to do when the rest of the city is catering to those pesky couples? 

While all your lame friends in relationships are out sucking down spaghetti like it's Lady and the Tramp,

Come party with the free agents at the

ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE! for singletons (and friends)

The comedians will kill.

The musicians will slay.

Come explore the mysteries of relationships with us, through comedy and song

LOCATION REVEAL: Vern's, 622 8 Ave SW CALGARY

Doors 630

Show starts 7pm

THE LINEUP

Hosted By SARAH STUPAR, whose credits include JFL Northwest and being banned from Tinder!

joined by comedians

AMY EDGAR (The Debaters, Sled Island) - Amy was born to do comedy (she is the daughter of two clowns. Seriously, professional clowns)

AUSTIN LONNEBERG (JFL Originals, SiriusXM) - Austin has been in the same number of garbage cans as people he has slept with (2)

MONICA URRIBARRI - Sweet on the surface and spicy at the mic, this Venezuelan born comedian scored a JFL showcase in her first year of doing stand up!

ROBYN SANSOM - The co-producer of the ‘Roadponies’ comedy show Robyn spends her free time tending to, and sniffing her hair collection (donations accepted at all times)

BEN CANNON - Ben got his start in 2011 at the University of Calgary Comedy Club. In 2014, he won the Joke of Thrones competition at the Laugh Shop

MUSIC

TEHILLAH CHIWELE - Tehillah is a singer-songwriter known for her rich sultry tone. Inspired by Brandy, Yebba, and Jazmine Sullivan, she has performed with the Calgary Philharmonic Orchestra

AYHAM KARDOUH - one of Calgary's favourite oud players!