Kermet Apio

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else. To this day, he still does all three extensively.

After graduating from high school, Kermet moved to Seattle to attend the University of Washington. Seattle became home. In early 1989, Kermet did his first open mike night at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. Comedy was a fun hobby. In May of 1990, he quit his job, said good bye to health care and benefits, and took the leap to performing full time. It is still his only job skill.

He was the winner of the 2009 Great American Comedy Festival and has had numerous appearances on television and radio. He has showcased at comedy festivals in Aspen, Las Vegas, and Vancouver and has performed in 47 states and 3 Canadian provinces. He is a past winner of the Seattle Comedy Competition and was a semi-finalist in the San Francisco Comedy Competition. Also, in 1988 he was Dishwasher of the Month at the Sea-Tac Airport Denny’s.

Kermet is married and the proud father of two wonderful children. He enjoys his family, baseball, and pie. He does not enjoy opera, sitting in traffic, and writing about himself in the third person.

Featuring Seattle's Dan Hurwitz and Taka Horton from Salem!

Dan Hurwitz is a disabled, Black, and Jewish writer, comedian, and filmmaker. In 2018, he co-founded The Disabled List, an ever-growing group of disabled comedians from the Pacific Northwest. Dan has performed at comedy clubs all around Washington, and has performed at festivals all around the country. In early 2021, Dan co-wrote, co-directed, and co-starred in “This Is Spinal Injury” (2021), a mockumentary about the trials of disabled comedians during quarantine. In January of this year, Dan and Disabled List co-founder, Kayla Brown, produced the Pacific Northwest's first ever disabled comedy festival to overflow crowds.

Doors at 7, show at 8. 15 adv/20 at the door. All ages show, though material will not necessarily be clean.

We offer our full kitchen and bar menu before and during the show.

Please purchase all tickets for your party under one name in order to ensure your entire party is seated together. Your party members do not all need to arrive at the same time to check in. If you purchase tickets separately, please reach out to us at info@irsalem.com to let us know which parties you would like seated together.

If you or your party need any accommodations, please email info@infinityroomsalem.com. Infinity Room will provide an ASL interpreter for any show on request.

No harassment or heckling will be tolerated. 

Online ticket sales end when doors open. If there are still tickets available after doors open, you may purchase them at the door.

Please arrive early for the show; unclaimed tickets will be released 20 minutes after showtime.

No outside food allowed. Valid ID required for alcohol purchases and 21+ shows.

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